- "Peace on Earth" ("Global Warming Blamed for Warm and Fuzzy Political Attitudes")
- "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" ("Top Northern Dignitary to Visit Town")
- "Santa Baby" ("DNA Proves Fat Man is the Father" )
- "Silent Night" (Peaceful Power Outage")
- "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause" ("Mom Accused of Affair with Foreigner North of the Border")
If you got all of the above correct, I would dare say that you are above average in your Christmas carol trivia intelligence. If that really means much of anything.
Now, I must ask, is there anything hotter than a man baking cookies in the kitchen?
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